In the spirit of retrospection, I've decided to study, based on my longest blogging span ever, what I've been up to all these five or so years. Annotated. And complete with links.

Here goes

Chapter 1. 2004.

In which all I care about is fashion.
In which I propose a cure for eyebags.
In which I have an awkward conversation with my rocker ex boyfriend.
In which I suffer a break-up.
In which I narrate a trip to the bathroom.
In which I am lethargic and my ex-boyfriend's friend dies.

Chapter 2. 2005.


In which I hypothesize about the effectivity of brutal honesty.
In which I reflect about Valentine's Day for the first time.
In which I reflect on the meaning of life.
In which I first compose a song.
In which I hide from the future.
In which I get bitten by a red ant.
In which I discuss my dreams of being an actress.
In which I love my father.
In which we are saved by a good samaritan.
In which my family falls apart.
In which I reflect on adoption.
In which I dissect a frog.
In which I tell of driving, commutes, the Armageddon, and names.

Chapter 3. 2006.


In which there are subtitles.
In which I pretend to be a detective.
In which I am awakened.
In which I make a political punchline.
In which an ex is triumphant, a house burns down and I acquire a dog, and I get power.

Chapter 4. 2007.


In which I lose everything.
In which I am surprisingly hung up on somebody.
In which I admit I am a workaholic.
In which I recount a memory of grade school prom.
In which I vote.
In which I am a weather girl.
In which I take advice from a warthog.
In which I make a momentous To-Do List.
In which I become an animal rights advocate.
In which I create a comic using Microsoft Paint.
In which I bullet point the aspects of my life, including Solita Monsod.
In which I bare the contents of my room.
In which I have a misadventure on my birthday.

Chapter 5. 2008
In which I make sense of my tattoo.
In which I move out and start a new blog, totalling six blogs so far.

What have we learned?
- I write an awful lot about an awful lot
- I think more than I have to
- I have a tendency to reflect
- I have not accomplished anything of note in college
- I have had several paradigm shifts
- I was alarmingly pining for ex-bf2 for about two years
- I have my moments

This is an awful lot of text + intertext for one to swallow. So I'll be taking a bit of a blogging break. See you all soon.